Note to Clinton (either the one with zipper located on the anterior side or the one with a zipper located on the posterior side):

 

What is not a "Solution for America"

 

1) Hating George Bush and or Republicans.  You may score points with the dropdead.org crowd, but it is not a solution.

2) Linking Republicans to anything that happened before any of them were born is not a solution.  I am not responsible for anything that happened prior to my birth, just like you are not responsible for slavery in the South even though you're from Arkansas and the ex-governor of the same who just happened to be the same governor that signed the Confederate Flag Day bill.

3) Repeating the same mistakes as Jimbo Carter is not a solution.  Remember the definition of insanity?  (Hint: has something to do with repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results).

4) Restating the failed Japanese economic plan of 1990-present as your own - Reagan called it tax and spend - see #3 above - for that matter, the Japanese need to have that one translated into Konji.

5) Buying every house in America that is in foreclosure is not a solution.

6) Blaming corporate America is not a solution even though you are on the board of directors of Walmart.  (BTW - just how many board meetings have you attended and how much in cash/stock/options are you being given for attending each of those?).  Your pal Albert Gore, Junior is on the boards of several Silicon Valley companies - he does nothing and gets millions from the linings of the pockets of shareholders.  Those monies should have been either reinvested into the respective companies or turned over to its shareholders.  This is how Albert Junior turned $2 million into $100 million in just 7 years after leaving the White House Junior in January of 2001.

7) Blaming the United States for anything that has to do with ecology is not a solution.  We are 1/3 of the global GDP and feed probably more people in the 3rd world than any 10 Euros put together.

8) Nets to stave off mosquito microbial infestations in Africa is a stupid idea.  If you were really interested in saving these people, you would use DDT.

9) Dafur is another stupid idea.  See #3 above and remember what you did in Somalia.  It is not a solution for America.  A solution to what?

10) Worship of the environment as your god is not a solution for America.  I wasn't the only one that noticed your enormous applause for Sarkozy after an environment statement.

11) Being a hyphonated American is not a solution.