Hell, I know I'm not a blogger.  I've known that for many many years. I was somewhat offended (like anyone cares, including me) that according to the geniuses at CBS, we bloggers are "nitwits".  That quote is somewhere on YouTube but you'll have to find it yourself 'cause I'm too lazy to find it right now.  The CBS News YouTube site had about 15 or 20 hits total.  It appears they're not bloggers either.

Anyway, hello fellow nitwits! Last night it occurred to me that for years Republicans have been missing the boat on a group of voters that nearly always vote 100% Democrat.  Sometimes they even vote 110% Democrat.  So Johnny MacLame, instead of trying to woo in the independents, you need to focus on what Democrats have known for decades.  And that is the dead.  Why is it the dead always vote only for Democrats?  In 2000, the dead voted overwhelmingly for Gore. Florida alone had almost 30% of the registered dead vote in Palm Beach county. Republican dead in Palm Beach got zero votes.  And on the recount, Republican dead actually had negative 27 votes in Palm Beach county.  Where was Jimmy Carter?  Does someone out there in not-blogger land know Hugo Chavez's phone number?  Would you mind calling him to see if Jimbo Carter is still there?

 

And think about this. Barrick O'Bama is from Chicago, the dead voters' paradise. Always a large dead voter turnout in gangster land.

 

Speaking of ole Jimbo, I read that he's still pissed off at the Jews for supporting Ted Kennedy in 1980. If O'Bama loses, will O'Bama join Jimmy's peanut tour of Syria?

 

That's it.

 

PS - I was sorry to see the Penguins lose the Stanley Cup finals.