Hell, I know I'm not a blogger.  I've known that for many many years. I was somewhat offended (like anyone cares, including me) that according to the geniuses at CBS, we bloggers are "nitwits".  That quote is somewhere on YouTube but you'll have to find it yourself 'cause I'm too lazy to find it right now.  The CBS News YouTube site had about 15 or 20 hits total.  It appears they're not bloggers either.

Anyway, hello fellow nitwits! Last night it occurred to me that for years Republicans have been missing the boat on a group of voters that nearly always vote 100% Democrat.  Sometimes they even vote 110% Democrat.  So Johnny MacLame, instead of trying to woo in the independents, you need to focus on what Democrats have known for decades.  And that is the dead.  Why is it the dead always vote only for Democrats?  In 2000, the dead voted overwhelmingly for Gore. Florida alone had almost 30% of the registered dead vote in Palm Beach county. Republican dead in Palm Beach got zero votes.  And on the recount, Republican dead actually had negative 27 votes in Palm Beach county.  Where was Jimmy Carter?  Does someone out there in not-blogger land know Hugo Chavez's phone number?  Would you mind calling him to see if Jimbo Carter is still there?

 

And think about this. Barrick O'Bama is from Chicago, the dead voters' paradise. Always a large dead voter turnout in gangster land.

 

Speaking of ole Jimbo, I read that he's still pissed off at the Jews for supporting Ted Kennedy in 1980. If O'Bama loses, will O'Bama join Jimmy's peanut tour of Syria?

 

That's it.

 

PS - I was sorry to see the Penguins lose the Stanley Cup finals.

Note to Clinton (either the one with zipper located on the anterior side or the one with a zipper located on the posterior side):

 

What is not a "Solution for America"

 

1) Hating George Bush and or Republicans.  You may score points with the dropdead.org crowd, but it is not a solution.

2) Linking Republicans to anything that happened before any of them were born is not a solution.  I am not responsible for anything that happened prior to my birth, just like you are not responsible for slavery in the South even though you're from Arkansas and the ex-governor of the same who just happened to be the same governor that signed the Confederate Flag Day bill.

3) Repeating the same mistakes as Jimbo Carter is not a solution.  Remember the definition of insanity?  (Hint: has something to do with repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results).

4) Restating the failed Japanese economic plan of 1990-present as your own - Reagan called it tax and spend - see #3 above - for that matter, the Japanese need to have that one translated into Konji.

5) Buying every house in America that is in foreclosure is not a solution.

6) Blaming corporate America is not a solution even though you are on the board of directors of Walmart.  (BTW - just how many board meetings have you attended and how much in cash/stock/options are you being given for attending each of those?).  Your pal Albert Gore, Junior is on the boards of several Silicon Valley companies - he does nothing and gets millions from the linings of the pockets of shareholders.  Those monies should have been either reinvested into the respective companies or turned over to its shareholders.  This is how Albert Junior turned $2 million into $100 million in just 7 years after leaving the White House Junior in January of 2001.

7) Blaming the United States for anything that has to do with ecology is not a solution.  We are 1/3 of the global GDP and feed probably more people in the 3rd world than any 10 Euros put together.

8) Nets to stave off mosquito microbial infestations in Africa is a stupid idea.  If you were really interested in saving these people, you would use DDT.

9) Dafur is another stupid idea.  See #3 above and remember what you did in Somalia.  It is not a solution for America.  A solution to what?

10) Worship of the environment as your god is not a solution for America.  I wasn't the only one that noticed your enormous applause for Sarkozy after an environment statement.

11) Being a hyphonated American is not a solution.